Maybe Talk to Carl

When the new temp pushes a button he isn't supposed to, he unwittingly sets the world in motion. But you can't blame him -- it's just his first day on the job.

By Derek Alan Jones

Okay, look. I did push the button. Carl told me not to push it, but, I mean, have you ever been told not to push a button? It does something to you. Next thing you know, every muscle you have is aching to push that button, and your brain goes “guys, we better not,” but then the brain gets curious too, and, well, here we are. Besides, …